ModestAlfred
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What a pretty blonde lady!
on FOX "News" Reporter Becomes Onion News "Reporter" at November 19, 2009 4:12 PMScore = 1
Also, what is this? Photoshopgum? HAW HAW HAW
on Tim Allen: Comedian, Actor, Director, Graphic Designer at November 19, 2009 3:50 PMScore = -1
What a glorious moustache!
In reply to avettwhore's comment on Tim Allen: Comedian, Actor, Director, Graphic Designer at November 19, 2009 3:46 PMScore = 6
Hm, my fingers made my third sentence unreadable. I hope IT(rock 'n' roll) never GETS too far away from space sex with fetish groupies...
In reply to ModestAlfred's comment on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" at November 17, 2009 2:06 PMScore = 1
Wait a second… Hasn't rock 'n' roll been about blasting through space and making sex with groupies since the beginning? I hope gets never get TOO far away from space sex with fetish groupies… Otherwise, why did I buy this guitar/amp startup kit at the mall!?
on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" at November 17, 2009 2:04 PMScore = 1
I can't believe how much she bites her bottom lip, and that she does it the same way every time… Also, it started to turn me on? Now I DO want to see New Moon? Thanksgiving weekend just got a little more (less?) bottom lip...
on Twilight: A Primer For Adults at November 16, 2009 3:59 PMScore = 10
I like Lady Gaga. I get the feeling she's pulling all the strings… Her career is a series of calculated moves. Also, I think she's sort of a musical prodigy… Having now checked her wikipedia page, it seems she kind of taught herself to play piano at age four then got accept to NYU's Tisch School at age 17 but dropped out because IT WASNT REAL ENOUGH or something before she turned into the freak-pop icon.
Also I like chicks with strong looking legs and nice asses. And just A LITTLE penis, to mix things up.
on You Win, Lady Gaga at November 10, 2009 1:55 PMScore = 37
Closer has a very stagey feel because it's an adaptation of a play maybe? I agree with you, though. I have a hard time seeing why anyone would consider that the worst movie of all time. Even my friend who hates Julia Roberts cites that as her one interesting role. That's objective proof of its goodness.
In reply to douglasdodgson's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: In The Land Of The Women at November 9, 2009 6:41 PMScore = 4
Jim Carrey's site just keeps going! I have a 20 inch iMac and I maxed out the width of the screen and it kept revealing more! It slowed my computer down!
on The Imaginarium Of Dr. Jim Carrey Dot Com at November 9, 2009 5:33 PMScore = 2
I still basically love South Park even though I think they resort to a graphic depiction of violence in every episode for a shock laugh. I've wondered, though, if their 11 year anti-semitic joke has actually inspired people to rip on jews more than they might have otherwise. I think one of the creators is jewish, so I have a feeling the intent isn't to be hostile to jews. They probably want to be able to say to anyone else whose religion they rip on, "Look we make fun of jews all the time, so we're even," but I wonder if they've made people feel comfortable with hearing or saying really anti-semitic shit because they've been playing that card from their first season. It's kind of like Mother Night, right?! Mother Night is great.
In reply to mk's comment on What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham at November 3, 2009 7:12 PMScore = 2
No, it's his actual mugshot when he got arrested for possession of cocaine (a lot of it) in an airport.
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