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is he just circling around on a segue? I feel like I just read a book in a car.
on John McCain Is Bugging The F*** Out at September 2, 2008 2:45 PMScore = 0
I just realized I sounded like a jerk. allow me to clarify... watch the video and don't close it after the first 2 minute interviewette (?) it automatically starts playing all of those other pieces from the whole interview that lindsay said were just in the "extended text part"
no reading necessary!
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if you just let it play you get to actually hear and see paul rudd say those things, no one likes to read. lets be honest.
on Paul Rudd Hates Everything at August 12, 2008 12:33 PMScore = 0
hah! I saw that commercial last night and thought the same thing. I wanted to tell everyone but I hate thinking about effort. I was waiting all day for someone to say something about it on the internet.
thank you.
on Nutsack?"">Did That Commercial Just Say "Extraordinary Nutsack?" at July 14, 2008 3:28 PMScore = 0
Wait a second Kyle Cease, didn't that guy from 30 Rock (who is not you, I might add) already corner the market on those "funny" one liner hats? get a new thing. and do something about your face. or your eyeballs. something is creeping me out.
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its true.
even "Strings Attached" would've been a better name.
don't forget the Lady In The Radiator tapdancer. also (not my words) "precious".
on America's Got The Cutest Wittle Singer In The Wowld at June 18, 2008 4:32 PMScore = 0
there are not enough pictures on all of the internet to truly convey just how lame/funny this movie was.
my girlfriend and I couldn't stop laughing. no one yelled at us though.
Hi. I'm T.
on A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Blogs: The 9 Funniest Things In The Happening at June 16, 2008 8:43 PMScore = 0

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when I was a kid, I had a for real Mortimer Marker. it made all the sounds and everything. somewhere in the past 30 years it has been lost to time. I hate myself everyday for not having the foresight and understanding about what would be "collectible" and "awesome to still have when you are an old man" c'est la vie.
on Remember This?: Picture Pages at October 13, 2008 1:25 PMScore = 0