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Yes, but it's pleasing to think that Chris Farley's agent got more money from this than Kevin Farley's agent got from An American Carol.

In reply to Superglue's comment on David Spade's Publicist Makes No Apologies For Disgraceful Farley Ad at October 27, 2009 12:03 PM
Score = 1

According to IMDB, the actress who played Hope has been divorced five times. Maybe she wasn't acting at all, and they brought her onto the set and just followed her around with cameras while she did her thing. Either way, she's still been divorced five times. Good luck with life, lady.

In reply to RobinRubbermaid's comment on thirtysomething: We Gather Together at October 14, 2009 4:40 PM
Score = 4

To be fair, Gen-X wasn't a thing until the 90s and people forgot about Thirtysomething once the 90s came around, but otherwise yeah, spot on.

In reply to kiss the pan's comment on thirtysomething: We Gather Together at October 14, 2009 4:36 PM
Score = 2

Gawker got it:

http://gawker.com/5370128/jay-leno-has-a-few-snappy-head-injury-bits

I haven't watched it because Jay Leno.

on Yes, Monsters, The Footage Of Conan O'Brien Falling And Hitting His Head at September 29, 2009 11:47 AM
Score = 3

Fuck it, I'd watch the Balaban show. It'd be a time for quiet contemplation of my own inarticulateness and lack of courtesy.

And he was great on Hillary Swank's Celebrity Charade Party! Him and Jill Clayburgh, so good.

I think I might be a retard.

on Can We Think Of A More Boring Show Than This Show? at September 15, 2009 2:46 PM
Score = 0

Yeah, Videogum's mostly for laffs. For thoughtful discussion, check out The House Next Door or Alan Sepinwall's write-ups. There's plenty of time in the day to read all them.

In reply to tibmalian's comment on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers at August 25, 2009 10:26 AM
Score = 2

This isn't Ain't It Cool or The AV Club (thank god), but just for you, I'll play all the parts this one time.
1st post: "Leno sucks. Letterman rules."
2nd: "Fuck them both. Conan is the best."
3rd: "I prefer Craig,"
4th: "People don't give Fallon enough credit."
5th: "Here's my personal list ... "
[exeunt omnes]

In reply to Lakonislate's comment on Jay Leno's New Show Is Going To Be Nuts! (It Is Not Going To Be Nuts) at August 6, 2009 12:16 PM
Score = 22

You are Queens Boulevard!

In reply to Bort's comment on Entourage: It's 2004 Somewhere at July 13, 2009 9:26 PM
Score = 5

He's deaf (or 80% deaf, whatever) so I can't imagine the call would be that great to begin with.

In reply to .bryan.'s comment on Now You, Too, Can Receive A Depressing Voicemail From Mr. Belding at June 30, 2009 2:34 PM
Score = 5

Which makes Ted even more of a douche.
"Dad, tell us about mom."
"Well, this one time, years before I met her, I was trying to get a threeway going ..."

on How I Met Your Disappointing Season Finale at May 19, 2009 6:15 PM
Score = 7