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I bet Burt Reynolds was in a wheelchair because he didn't want to do this movie and the producers were like "How about if you sit through all your scenes?"
I also like that this was Estella Warren's one chance to go from model to actress and it completely tanked. Sorry, Lips.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Driven at October 7, 2008 1:31 PMScore = 0
The math works out:
(Sean Hayes needs work) + (Megan Mullally's failed talk show + Young Frankenstein bomb) + (Ben Silverman is desperate) = Will and Grace spin-off
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Indeed, Gabe is in his early 50's and Lindsay is still a tween, so Family Guy is clearly lost on them. Me, I entered the contest because a Whopper value meal is a small price to pay for the opportunity to personally tell Seth MacFarlane he sucks.
In reply to Justin's comment on Seth MacFarlane Contest As Horrible And Unfunny As Everything Seth MacFarlane Does at September 16, 2008 12:13 PMScore = 4
Liz Phair is another argument in favor of making fun of adopted kids.
on Liz Phair Roofied And Forced To Participate In Matrix Parody at September 3, 2008 7:57 PMScore = 0
That's begging to have a Zepplin riff dubbed over top. In 3, 2, 1 ...
on Mad Men: Forget The Intense Stuff, What About That Zipper Guy? at August 25, 2008 11:00 PMScore = 0
That, and he was comically old. His parents get murdered and it takes him 30 years to get his Batshit together.
In reply to Jonathon's comment on Can You Believe These Fucking Guys Were Batman? at August 25, 2008 10:58 PMScore = 1
Except for Adam West, in the mirror to himself.
In reply to lordofendsville's comment on Can You Believe These Fucking Guys Were Batman? at August 25, 2008 10:56 PMScore = 1
Doh, I was hoping it was an adaption of Satan's Alley, the dance spectacular at the end of Staying Alive.
on The Satan's Alley Trailer From Tropic Thunder at August 21, 2008 1:42 PMScore = 0
You neglected to mention that that's SNL's Kristen Wiig in the background of the Matthew Kennedy Gould pic. If it weren't for Joe Schmo, I wouldn't know that Kristen Wiig has a tramp stamp. Or I don't know, maybe she's gotten rid of it since then.
on Being On A Reality Show Is Like Winning The Lottery at August 5, 2008 5:43 PMScore = 0

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At last! It's been too long since I've seen a movie featuring a woman curled up and crying in the shower after an ugly sexual experience. (It's at the 1:50 mark; blink and you'll miss it!)
on Crash 2: Get Off My Country! at November 13, 2008 4:04 PMScore = 0