Dennis N.

I don't think I'm high enough to fully enjoy this.

on Kid Cudi & Ratatat Bring "Pursuit Of Happiness" To Letterman at September 18, 2009 11:53 AM
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Oh, and PS- I don't like the sound of Soft Gabe. I prefer to phonetically say "Gabel (as in Anne of Green ______s)"

on Glee S01E09: Two Weeks L8r, I'm Still Tasteless at November 12, 2009 1:42 PM
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Brittany is everything I hoped she'd be.
Am I the only one who wants Santana to get more cred? She seems awesome.
And is her name really Santana?

on Glee S01E09: Two Weeks L8r, I'm Still Tasteless at November 12, 2009 1:41 PM
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Some of my favorites (amidst several twails):
-Graze 2
-Filetdelphia
-Milkin Impossible
-Porgy & Bess(ie)
-Milk-on, Rouge!
-Heifers

on Best New Party Game 11 at November 4, 2009 11:47 AM
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That video only gets better with repeat viewings.

on SHAME ON YOU, DAVID SPADE! at October 23, 2009 4:55 PM
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These children are deliberately trying to make themselves dance worse than what they're instincts tell them. You can see it in their faces.

on Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened at September 17, 2009 10:45 AM
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"Hey, look at you! Heey...looking good out there. Go go go!"
Todd Packer, is that you?

on Pro-Tip: Newscasters, Use Your "Fucks" Wisely at September 17, 2009 10:35 AM
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Ashley, I feel the same way. Except I'm also experiencing WTWTA syndrome with John Hughes, as I somehow avoided most of his films. So where do I turn? I guess I must go into my self-world.

In reply to Ashley's comment on Where The Wild Things Are Is Not The Answer, Probably at August 7, 2009 10:17 AM
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I love how demonstrably satisfied she is with herself at all times. Ohh look! I'm sexy! This is a lot of fun!

on Shakira Is The Hot, Colombian Elaine Benes at July 31, 2009 11:31 AM
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Oh, okay. THAT'S why my arms are so freakin' toned and lean. The rest of me belongs to an obese individual.

on The Shake Weight Has Got To Be Kidding Us at July 30, 2009 1:51 PM
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He has MJ, Farrah, Ed, Billy, et. al. to thank for his death making the news. I mean for realios.

on Heaven Just Got A Little More Les Lye at July 23, 2009 10:21 AM
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