parasitic

do you have champagne vinegar in your cupboards?

In reply to Kendall's comment on Gwyneth Paltrow's Recipe For Roasted Chicken at August 1, 2009 4:08 PM
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Aahahahaha I am more amused by the ignorant comments of this post than anything else. I'm an Aussie, and while I think Clare is hilarious, she's not being racist, just politically incorrect. I get called a wog all the time. It's not offensive, the way SHE is saying it is not offensive, just stating of the fact. Sometimes it's intended to be offensive (generally by a non-wog), but most of the time, wogs are proud to be wogs.

Stepping off my stool now.

on Meet Clare The Racist Australian Internet Celebrity at May 20, 2009 8:14 PM
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What he said.

In reply to Ben's comment on Meet Clare The Racist Australian Internet Celebrity at May 20, 2009 7:58 PM
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I thought the automatic response to finding Twilight scripts was to post them online. Come ON, people, get with the program. This is how we get hilariously emo i'm-so-disappointed-in-the-fandom responses out of Smeyer!

on St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage at May 13, 2009 9:23 AM
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the 30 seconds of Disney flashbacks was the best part of the clip. After that was just DOWNHILL. Also, she turns into a frog! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? :O!!!!

on The Princess And The Frog Looks A Little Better Now at May 13, 2009 8:51 AM
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I give my wholehearted approval to this cloning thing. I want a Maru!
Let's plan a kidnapping.

In reply to HB's comment on Box Cat: Origins at April 30, 2009 12:37 AM
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The recaps live again!
Nate and Blair need to be shoved through a shredder. Happy Blair is not fun at all. :(

on Lost">Gossip Girl: Apparently No One On The UES Has Ever Seen A "Sawyer" Episode Of Lost at April 29, 2009 1:53 AM
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His face at the end melts my heart.
I'm gonna admit, I did not understand the colourblind thing until I read the comments. I must be race-ignorant. Does that make me colourblind, too? Do I get a gold star for this?

on Tan Hong Ming FTW at April 29, 2009 1:31 AM
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Seriously?
I think you've been watching too many WMOAT, Gabe.

on The Cell 2 Trailer Is Basically Your Trailer at April 27, 2009 11:04 PM
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Why is her cheese toast so inflated? There are sooo living things making a home inside her holy bread.

on People Seeing Jesus In Stupid Shit Will Never Not Be Funny at April 26, 2009 7:43 AM
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