Adam

If you're going to say something, fucking say something.

In reply to Mehdi's comment on Wayne Coyne Tears Arcade Fire A New Asshole at March 5, 2009 12:26 AM
Score = 26

I love the line about the accordion being the most out of tune instrument in the fucking world, because it is so true.

on Beirut Played "A Sunday Smile" For Letterman, New Song "East Harlem" For Brooklyn at February 10, 2009 12:41 AM
Score = 1

Why does this feel like a shitty rehash of 'Let's Go To Bed'?
It's probably the bass line. The thing is, this was a great performance, just a crappy song. Seriously, The Cure is so fucking tight it's like they have a vice grip on their music, I like that.

on The Cure Bring Carson Daly "Sleep When I'm Dead" at February 10, 2009 12:09 AM
Score = 1

Well you guys, I'm off to buy some faygo and prepare for the next Gathering, because I guess I'm a juggalo now, is how much I enjoyed that clown-core.

on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Parts Four-A And Four-B at October 12, 2009 5:57 PM
Score = 8

40 KPH=24.8 MPH
They are in Canada, remember.

on Children Drive SUVs At 40MPH With Their Entire Family In The Backseat The Darndest Things at August 5, 2009 4:15 PM
Score = 2

I didn't realize making people feel "very uncomfortable" was a crime these days.

on That's Your Boyfriend: Sugarcreek Township News Team at June 10, 2009 12:55 PM
Score = 11

That's not how it works.

In reply to Kit's comment on If You Live In One Of These Cities, Please See After Last Season For Us! at June 4, 2009 4:38 PM
Score = 15

why does the "reply" button always make me look retarded?

In reply to Adam's comment on That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy at May 31, 2009 4:36 AM
Score = 6

What is that in your picture? It's freaking me the fuck out.

In reply to PaulD's comment on That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy at May 31, 2009 4:35 AM
Score = 2

What is that in your picture? It's freaking me the fuck out.

on That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy at May 31, 2009 1:55 AM
Score = 1

I never realized how much like primates anteaters are.

and Awww!

on Who Knew Baby Anteaters Were Adorable? at May 22, 2009 2:15 PM
Score = 5

I don't know how to feel about this movie, seeing that the short film it was based on was nominated for an oscar despite it BLOWING CHUNKS AND NOT BEING INTERESTING.
I always thought that the short film felt like they just cut a random scene out of a much bigger movie and expected us to understand it as a standalone piece.
It'll probably be much better suited to fill over an hour rather than being cramped into 10 minutes.

on Whoa, Why Isn't Everyone Talking About 9? at May 22, 2009 1:13 PM
Score = 3

I was going to make a long comment about how I never fully realized the deep message Mr. Degraw was trying to convey to mixed breed dogs everywhere, but watching this video filled my head with too much retarded. Now I need to go to the hospital, to get a catheter. You know, to drain all of the retarded out of my brain.

From watching that video.

on Kidz Bop Opens Children's Eyes To The World Of Furries at May 22, 2009 12:00 PM
Score = 3