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Yeah, unfortunately, that word is no stranger to that man's lips. She plasters on the makeup to cover the tearstains.
In reply to BradOFarrell's comment on Heavens To Betsy, John McCain Said The C Word Today at October 22, 2008 3:05 PMScore = 0
I was born and raised in Kentucky and...yeah.
*sigh*
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I think Amby Sanders is that smart, yeah. And he knows how to take it outside of the confines of the 1.5 hours--see "Daiquiri Girl."
on SNL: Just The Funny Parts, And Also Mark Wahlberg at October 20, 2008 4:00 PMScore = 1
I'm suspicious. What made the original Wahlerg sketch so funny was its randomness. But the next new episode providing a forum for Marky Mark to make a cameo on the very weekend that his new movie came out (which he did not neglect to plug)...seems like maybe "talks to animals" and the resulting douchebaggery from Mr. Cool Vibrations was all an arch to get him a walk-on.
on SNL: Just The Funny Parts, And Also Mark Wahlberg at October 20, 2008 11:19 AMScore = 0
I laughed a lot at the "Extreme Activities Competition" digital short, too.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/37751/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-extreme-challenge
on SNL: Just The Funny Parts: Anne Hathaway Kills at October 6, 2008 10:33 AMScore = 1
Anybody else notice that dead people walk around like in LOST and that, in future episodes, the dead guy says some importance-laden comment about how dead people can walk around and make phone calls and stuff? Such a terrible, terrible show...but I have to watch it because I wanna know how Jack and Claire's 's dad can walk around and deliver messages from Jacob, also dead. Damn their eyes.
Oh, I just figured it out--FRINGE is in the dimension in the apartment next to LOST's island and that crazy old man and all his yelling is the whispering that Jack and his fellow castaways keep hearing. Mystery solved, you're welcome.
on Fringe Finally Introduces Its Cigarette Smoking Man at October 1, 2008 3:07 PMScore = 0
Yes. I made many of these same comments just the other day after a painful viewing of "The Life and Death of Peter Sellers."
on Why Biopics Suck And Are The Worst at September 4, 2008 2:09 PMScore = 0
Fun fact: Tucker Carlson becomes visibly rattled when the word "shit" is used.
This is now a thing that we know.
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Infinitely funnier than Norm McDonald. I don't deny that that's what McDonald was going for, I'm just saying Heidecker is actually funny while McDonald seems like he's unsuccessfully attempting to push out a watermelon every time he tries to be funny--a fruitless labor.
on Tim Heidecker's Stand Up Comedy Is The Norm McDonald Roast Log 10 To The LOL Power at September 2, 2008 4:48 PMScore = 0
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I think it's time we sit Beyonce down and have a talk with her about aging gracefully.
In reply to VampiresSuck's comment on SNL: Just The Funny Parts: Paul Rudd Naked! at November 17, 2008 12:43 PMScore = 0