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They're both very creepy, but at least that one had a purpose. And I can never pass up a chance to paraphrase Crocodile Dundee.

Permalink for Lindsay's comment on That's Not A Creepy Mask, This Is A Creepy Mask at November 19, 2008 2:14 PM
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For as much as i think that Kim is horrible, i will defend the 29 thing as a botched editing job. I really think she was just saying that she had glamorous pictures from when she was 29 that she likes to look back on, and wanted a new set of her now to look back on in another 10 years...She's probably about 39, which would fit with both that statement and also her comment about promising to stop smoking at 30. I don't think she's lying about her age, though. Let it go. There is so much else to scorn.

Permalink for Gabe's comment on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Where Are They Now? at November 19, 2008 12:32 PM
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If this ad featured a recreation of the sex on the subway scene from Risky Business starring Tony Hawk, Michael Phelps, A-Rod, and Kobe Bryant, this would have been a very different post.

Permalink for Gabe's comment on Who Should Be The Most Embarrassed By This Guitar Hero Ad? at October 27, 2008 11:08 AM
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There is some debate on this point, and I am giving Kim Zolciak the benefit of the doubt on that one. I think what she was saying is that she looks great in pictures from when she was 28 or 29 (because she said both ages, didn't she?) and that she would like to have some pictures of herself looking great now for in the next 20 years. I really don't think she was claiming to be 29, because she's ridiculous but she's not that ridiculous.

Careful with the fancy editing, Bravo.

Permalink for Gabe's comment on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Is A Fucking Liar at October 22, 2008 12:21 PM
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Ha Ha, the soviet union is your boyfriend.

Between this and "Night Court" being back on the air, it really is 1989 all over again.

on James Bond Is A Capitalist Pawn And Also It's Still 1989 at November 24, 2008 11:43 AM
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I think to Monkey's in the Basketball should be the new answer to everything.

on The Monkey Is In The Basketball at November 21, 2008 2:08 PM
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My ex-boyfriend thought he was funny. One of the many reasons he is my ex. Dane Cook is also a reason.

Oh, and you're probably right about the hipsters, so THANKS ALOT HIPSTERS, not this non-funny ventriloquist thinks he's the best, when he's really the WORST.

In reply to CarolineA's comment on You Only Hurt Yourself, America at November 20, 2008 12:08 PM
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I love that instead of keeping this, clearly, embarrassing moment private amongst friends, so choose to put it on the YouTubes. Maybe she just has an uncanny sense of humor. (Let's hope)

on Never Forget The Tragic Events Of May 21, 2008 at November 20, 2008 12:00 PM
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Mark you forgot to add "I could totally not write for this site" in parathesis. That was your last test and you Failed.

In reply to Mark's comment on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Where Are They Now? at November 19, 2008 1:46 PM
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I didn't remember this until just know. I am laughing through the tears.

on Remember This?: Mitch Hedberg Was On That '70s Show at November 19, 2008 1:41 PM
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I still think the instructional mask is creepier. This one is just disturbing. Needless to say, I want one for Halloween.

on That's Not A Creepy Mask, This Is A Creepy Mask at November 19, 2008 12:25 PM
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Can you finally admit that she should go to jail for life for trying to pass herself off as 30. That dead animal on her head may be 30 but she ain't by a long shot.
Also, did you know that Kim was on that "groundbreaking" show Are You Hot? with Lorenzo Lamas and she was voted NOT HOT by all three judges.

on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Where Are They Now? at November 19, 2008 12:02 PM
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Tentatively titled X-Men:OMG!

on EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Josh Schwartz's Script For X-Men: First Class at November 19, 2008 10:35 AM
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But how do you get that funky face sweat and saliva smell out of it? I need answers!

In reply to Funtastik's comment on That's Your Mask: The Réjuvénique at November 19, 2008 10:33 AM
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