epicgrandeur

Brits don't understand Modest Mouse, I guess. More American than a golden retriever with a gun in its mouth carrying you a fresh apple pie on its back? And all of that, in spite of this!!:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Brock

Or because of this. I'm onto you, Wikipedia. Or should I say WIKIPAEDIA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/conspiracy

on NME's 50 Greatest Albums Of The '00s at November 17, 2009 1:56 PM
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Lil Wayne's NOT EVEN ON THIS ALBUM

on Is Merriweather Post Pavilion The Best Album Of 2009? at January 7, 2009 11:15 PM
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Tha Carter IV

also, Tha Carters V - XI

on The 20 Albums We're Most Excited To Hear In 2009 at December 20, 2008 4:08 PM
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As usual, everyone in the world has forgotten about T-Pain. When will T-Pain finally get some attention in the music industry?

http://www.pitchfork.tv/videos/t-pain-karaoke

on Gummy Awards 2008: Great Video Contenders at November 19, 2008 11:36 PM
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No award for Your Boyfriend of the Year?

on 2008 Gummy Awards: The Second Most Important Vote Of 2008 at November 18, 2008 6:04 PM
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The whole self-deprecation thing in "Everybody's a Critic" would be a whole lot funnier if I wasn't 100% sure Andy Samberg thinks he's THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

on SNL: Just The Funny Parts: Paul Rudd Naked! at November 17, 2008 9:40 PM
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Orhan Pamuk talks about the city of Batman a lot in his Nobel Prize-winning novel _Snow_, and when I realized he wasn't talking about anything remotely involving _The Dark Knight_ I also realized I probably shouldn't be in grad school anymore.

on Welcome To Batman City, Population These Guys at November 10, 2008 11:36 AM
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