susan

my favorite part was watching sheree's bangs and false eyelashes fight for dominion over her eyelids.

on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: The Black Vagina Monologues at September 25, 2009 3:32 PM
Score = 3

amy sounds like somebody's tickling her.

on Which Former Beauty Queen Should Be Videogum's New Spokeschick? at June 26, 2009 3:45 PM
Score = 6

lemmings anyone?

on What One Man Can Dance Another Can Dance at June 2, 2009 2:43 PM
Score = -13

gregg brilliant?! i suppose because max power was already taken.

on What Should Be The Tagline For Wall Street 2? at April 29, 2009 11:53 AM
Score = 12

"but i digress by holding a playboy." best segue ever!

on This Guy Isn't The Only One Who's Painfully Confused at April 17, 2009 4:58 PM
Score = 25

i like how he totally puts the emPHAsis on the wrong syllABle when pronouncing hallucinogen. trippy!

on The Doctors Are Literally Getting People High at April 9, 2009 2:57 PM
Score = 5

totally! as a fan of both cats and gays i shoulda been all over this, but i just found it boring and a little creepy.

In reply to RobinRubbermaid's comment on Operation Watch This: "She's A Talker" at March 25, 2009 1:54 PM
Score = 3

i love that he can make a laser beam come out of his mom's hair dryer but he's still got a rabbit ear antenna on his tv set.

on Kids Boredly Create Special Effects On Their Computers Like Who Cares The Darndest Things at March 11, 2009 1:19 PM
Score = 2

i could be perfectly entertained watching seth rogen be interviewed with a monkey on his shoulder for a very long time.

on Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Seth Rogen, And Jonah Hill Are "The New Comedy Legends" at March 2, 2009 11:52 PM
Score = 1

my favorite part was when they were explaining the elimination competition, and the judges were holding those tiny masks up to their faces until they were introduced. so suspenseful. 'surprise! it's me, emeril!'

on Top Chef: Finale, Part One at February 19, 2009 12:46 PM
Score = 7