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AGREED. So You Think You Can Dance FAIL.
In reply to blastomania's comment on Kids Dance For Deep Fried Butter The Darndest Things at October 15, 2009 4:51 PMScore = 0
Who walks out of movies? You've already sat through most of it - what if there was one redeemable thing and you missed it and then people say, "but what about when that thing happened?" and you go, "oh, i didn't see that" and then when it comes on cable you have to sit through the whole thing again, just to catch that one thing, which may or may not make you feel better about the movie.
I just don't walk out of movies. I will suck it up the whole 120 minutes before i give it a review.
Having said that, no, there was nothing better about the second half of this one. I didn't hate it (i certainly didn't walk out) but I didn't love it. It was Jack Black being Jack Black and Michael Cera being Michael Cera, and even though I enjoy those things sometimes, it was all old news and no surprises.
on The Videogum Movie Club: Year One at June 22, 2009 4:02 PMScore = 0
Fixin' 2: Solar-Powered Boogaloo
All Kinds of Wonderful
The Next to Last Starfighter
The Good News Bears
Planet of the Grapes
Guffman is Here!
Logan's Jog
Better Off In a Coma
The Breakfast Club Sandwich
Not So Badlands
Ladies & Gentlemen: The Fabulous Non-permanent Stains
Score = 6
I hope Gabe bashes Ordinary People. That movie could use a bashing. (Also, congratulations!)
In reply to dinkydonuts's comment on The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien: So It Begins at June 2, 2009 11:40 AMScore = 10
LOL "when is gabe"
In reply to kk's comment on Lost Creators Now Officially Refusing To Tie Up Loose Ends at April 29, 2009 6:57 PMScore = 0
Caught this mid-movie on cable at a hotel in Boston once. Spent the rest of the movie confused, amazed, and wide-eyed WTFing. TIPTOES, you guys!!!
on Holy Shit, Tiptoes! at April 29, 2009 4:17 PMScore = 0
What was and where is the Sheinhardt Wig website where people only posted penises?
And "How are you so quiet when your parades are so loud?!!"
I love you 30 Rock.
Score = 12
LOOL
In reply to Funtastik's comment on The Heidi And Spencer Green Screen Challenge at April 24, 2009 3:11 PMScore = 0
I did this a few years ago on KP:
http://kittenpants.com/daily/20060403.asp
Alternative Movie Descriptions
RED DAWN: A Russian commander convinces a group of teenagers to drop out of high school and join the military. C. Thomas Howell will eat your heart out!
POLTERGEIST: A family hires a strange dwarf to help them clean house.
JUST ONE OF THE GUYS: A transgendered teen fights for acceptance.
SILKWOOD: The true story of a woman who lives with a lesbian but loves a man. Meryl Streep's shower scenes are steamy!
TEEN WOLF: A coming of age story about a young basketball player and the changes his body goes through at age 16.
CARRIE: Shy girl wins Prom Queen. Boy, is her face red!
FUN!
Score = 0
I was seriously having the worst day ever. But "Event Horizon...This is like that, but with CinnaStix" completely changed everything.
We're gonna need a bigger LOL.
on Pizza Ghraib, Basically at April 14, 2009 6:33 PMScore = 7
And, he'll always be Broots from The Pretender for me.
Permalink for Clarissa's comment on Lost: Where/When Is Daniel Faraday? at April 2, 2009 2:50 PMScore = 2