Colin
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I SECOND HAVOC!!!! SPOILER ALERT: Bijou Phillips and Anne Hathaway get gang raped by a latino gang. It's soooooo amazing. You're going to have a field day with that one. Thank you for considering it, that movie is one of the movies in my library I watch when I am still drunk the next day.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Hunt Is A Vampire at November 14, 2008 4:32 PMScore = 0
Kal Penn actually convinced me to support Obama over Hillary sometime last January at a house party. No joke. The man is so convincing. And pretty.
on Kal Penn Could Make Me Vote For The Phone Book at October 28, 2008 4:26 PMScore = 0
I don't know why you hate J. She's my favorite plot line (check and blair cruel intentions may have just eclipsed her however) because she makes no sense and is 15 and is a complete hormonal asshole all the time. I can't wait for her to get a goth/alternative best friend and smoke pot.
on Gossip Girl: Blair Has An Itch That Only Chuck Can Have Sex With at October 28, 2008 2:34 PMScore = 0
I got sent something like this the other day. It was a video from a friend where it's a fake CNN report saying that Obama lost the election because [name vairable] forgot to vote, and it was [name variable]'s single vote that swung everything in our nation to mccain. It's stupid, I hope these stop.
on Make A "Scary" YouTube Viral Video In Just 97,850 Confusing Steps! at October 24, 2008 5:39 PMScore = 0
But does it have wild horses running on the beach?
on Last Chance Harvey: Like Nights In Rodanthe For Even Older People at October 24, 2008 3:27 PMScore = 0
No joke, they mistakenly approached my bestie to be on that show because they saw her facebook profile and thought she was Whitney's long lost friend and whitney was all "yeah, that kind of looks like her" Full story: http://www.socialcrisis.net/tv-is-my-boyfriend/i-can-haz-besties-with-whitney-port/
on Whitney Port's New Show To Occasionally Feature Whitney Port at October 22, 2008 12:12 PMScore = 0
I found this totally terrifying. It's more "Die" than "Funny."
on Kids Demonstrate Their Capacity To Lead A Superpower In Decline The Darndest Things at October 17, 2008 3:28 PMScore = 1
Yeah. You're fired. These have been a re-occurring, but horrifying, web vid series for a long time. This is kind of the stuff I have nightmares about, it seems like it should be a scene in a david lynch movie. It would actually fit perfectly if inserted into inland empire. I personally still can't exactly figure out wtf is up with the gimp mask guy.
Also, I'm almost 100% sure she's in drag/tranny (I won't speculate on her personal identity politics, but I do feel the female pronoun is the right one here either way, even if she was born genetically male).
on That'll Not Do, Internet, That'll Not Do at October 15, 2008 1:47 PMScore = 1
I had this same experience with the Monchichis cartoon (the one about jungle monkeys, named monchichis, with weird ponytails that control a totem pole with a gem necklace to defend themselves from the evil monchichis that live in the ruins. Got that?). I went through 5 years of my life thinking I might have dreamed it up.
on Remember This?: Picture Pages at October 14, 2008 4:38 PMScore = 0
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This is the sort of television I live for. God, how did I miss this?!?!
on The Monkey Is In The Basketball at November 21, 2008 7:26 PMScore = 0