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Dax Shepard is his own grandpa.

on There Is Almost Certainly No Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Sex Tape at September 30, 2009 12:47 PM
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Stacy Sexasaurus Rex
"We come from a proud tradition of mighty dinosaurs with even mightier labidos."


on What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? at September 30, 2009 12:43 PM
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I am frustrated by Eliot's name's lack of a second L.

on thirtysomething: Couples at September 23, 2009 1:46 PM
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it's rare that an actor develops the complexities of a character based entirely around "Everything I say in this movie should sound like Richard Gere desperately weeping 'I got no where else to go!' but less good and more nasal."
-An Officer and a Gentleman 2: Wing Commanderer- starring Matthew Lillard.
Lillard is such a Gere-head!

on Matthew Lillard Is Back, Son! at September 21, 2009 12:19 PM
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so the ghost waited to do stuff till the cameras were filming?
would that make the ghost is an "attention horror"?
PS
that is the greatest thing i've EVER written.

on Paranormal Activity Scares The Dummies, Apparently at September 17, 2009 6:38 PM
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No argument there, I'M JUST SAYING that some 900 kids who watch Adult Swim and figured that they were the only counter-culture-heads on the planet who'd have ever thunk to reference Dokken and knife fight a raw chicken with incredible puppetry(absolutely, Bubba) will NOT be able to fathom that their humor is now shilling an anti-virus computer program without rejecting it as "so lame" as to move on towards something more precious and under appreciated to keep their "edge".
This entire argument sounded better when I was yelling it at my computer alone in my bedroom.

In reply to Zingers's comment on You Guys, We Should Buy More Chicken. And Dokken. Or Something. at September 9, 2009 5:50 PM
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These irreverent commercials will never win bc
a) you don't think it's funny
b) you think it's funny but you get uptight bc you realize your sense of humor isn't a precious snowflake and you're really no better than anybody else

on You Guys, We Should Buy More Chicken. And Dokken. Or Something. at September 9, 2009 4:50 PM
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To be fair, Hitler really puts the fuck down here.
I don't know what I'm being fair to, I think I just want somebody else to acknowledge that they also noticed this.

on Duh Aficionado Magazine: AIDS ≠ Hitler at September 8, 2009 6:18 PM
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a simple plot tweak "Hot Tub Time Armored-Truck" would save The Oscars a lot of time on deciding their Movie to Represent Mankind award.

on It Is Difficult To Decide Which Of These Two Movies Has A Dumber Plot Conceit at September 2, 2009 4:32 PM
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Having extramarital sex with Timothy Busfield has not aged well either.

on thirtysomething: Pilot Episode at September 2, 2009 2:08 PM
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