bengootscar
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He got asked this same type of question during the 2000 Election when prompted "Which one of the two candidates would you rather Blast from the Past? (nullus?)(did I use that right or am i a homophobe?)"
on The Long Awaited Brendan Fraser Political Endorsement at July 10, 2008 12:46 PMScore = 0
D.W. Griffith's "The Birth of a Energy Drink"
on Blowing The Lid Off Of The "Booty Sweat" Conspiracy at June 27, 2008 5:27 PMScore = 0
Tom is going to cite videogum.com in his "How To Be The Saddest & Least Popular Commenter" thesis so you've gotta get it right, Gabe.
In reply to Gabe's comment on I Survived I Survived A Japanese Game Show at June 25, 2008 10:18 PMScore = 0
these are grounds for a prisoner's release that I can get behind. fastest murderer racecar-ing. perfect. maybe drop the fun and games and simply make it 'fastest murderer-ing" gets the freedom. PERRRRFECT.
on Death Race For The Win at June 18, 2008 12:28 PMScore = 0
spoiler alert: america does not got talent
In reply to deathtobooks's comment on I Survived A Japanese Game Show Is So Year Of The Sheep at June 17, 2008 6:30 PMScore = 1
Did Richard Kelly decide to make all the wrong directorial choices as an artistic statement? If so, he gets that award. If not, he gets that other award filled with human poop and a face punch to his smug face.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Southland Tales at June 16, 2008 6:31 PMScore = 0
haterade
on Comment Party: We Are All The Incredible Hulk's Rage Issues at June 13, 2008 3:56 PMScore = 0
jimmy fallon is taking notes
on Parents, Do You Know What Your Children Are Subscribing To On The Internet at June 4, 2008 5:55 PMScore = 0
spoiler alert: that was annette bening's new face peeking into Jeff Peckman's window. Perv.
on The Shrieking. The Cliches. The Insults To Our Intelligence. The Women at June 3, 2008 11:38 AMScore = 0

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Lindsay, I will give you this...you've got Gabe's jargon and cadence down PERFECTLY
on YouTube Guy Does Sally Field's Famous Monologue From Steel Magnolias at July 15, 2008 5:57 PMScore = 0