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Dax Shepard is his own grandpa.
on There Is Almost Certainly No Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Sex Tape at September 30, 2009 12:47 PMScore = 6
Stacy Sexasaurus Rex
"We come from a proud tradition of mighty dinosaurs with even mightier labidos."
Score = 5
I am frustrated by Eliot's name's lack of a second L.
on thirtysomething: Couples at September 23, 2009 1:46 PMScore = 2
it's rare that an actor develops the complexities of a character based entirely around "Everything I say in this movie should sound like Richard Gere desperately weeping 'I got no where else to go!' but less good and more nasal."
-An Officer and a Gentleman 2: Wing Commanderer- starring Matthew Lillard.
Lillard is such a Gere-head!
Score = 3
so the ghost waited to do stuff till the cameras were filming?
would that make the ghost is an "attention horror"?
PS
that is the greatest thing i've EVER written.
Score = 12
No argument there, I'M JUST SAYING that some 900 kids who watch Adult Swim and figured that they were the only counter-culture-heads on the planet who'd have ever thunk to reference Dokken and knife fight a raw chicken with incredible puppetry(absolutely, Bubba) will NOT be able to fathom that their humor is now shilling an anti-virus computer program without rejecting it as "so lame" as to move on towards something more precious and under appreciated to keep their "edge".
This entire argument sounded better when I was yelling it at my computer alone in my bedroom.
Score = 0
These irreverent commercials will never win bc
a) you don't think it's funny
b) you think it's funny but you get uptight bc you realize your sense of humor isn't a precious snowflake and you're really no better than anybody else
Score = -9
To be fair, Hitler really puts the fuck down here.
I don't know what I'm being fair to, I think I just want somebody else to acknowledge that they also noticed this.
Score = 17
a simple plot tweak "Hot Tub Time Armored-Truck" would save The Oscars a lot of time on deciding their Movie to Represent Mankind award.
on It Is Difficult To Decide Which Of These Two Movies Has A Dumber Plot Conceit at September 2, 2009 4:32 PMScore = 3
Having extramarital sex with Timothy Busfield has not aged well either.
on thirtysomething: Pilot Episode at September 2, 2009 2:08 PMScore = 19
I read that as "mighty dinosaurs with even mightier labias." That was a terrifying moment.
Permalink for emily's comment on What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? at October 1, 2009 9:14 AMScore = 3