Joe H
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Recents Comments from Joe H
This is pretty much the song the original should have been. The original had no climax - this is all climax, and better for it.
Now if only the Fuck Buttons original material didn't suck ass, we'd be getting somewhere.
on New Fever Ray - "If I Had A Heart" (Fuck Buttons Remix) (Stereogum Premiere) at January 13, 2009 11:11 AMScore = -3
#1 lowest scored comment was a pretty huge disappointment. #9 was waaaaaay more cold blooded.
on The Best & Worst Stereogum Reader Comments Of 2008 at December 31, 2008 12:18 PMScore = 22
I still don't get the Gang of Four comparisons. Franz Ferdinand is Gang of Four. Bloc Party is not.
on New Bloc Party LP Intimacy Is Out In Three Days at August 18, 2008 11:57 PMScore = 1
Wow, wasn't expecting some sorta James blackshaw vibe
on New Department Of Eagles - "In Ear Park" at July 8, 2008 10:53 AMScore = 0
Any white guy on NCIS that isn't the main character. They're all douchebags. Get them out of my reruns, USA network. Scrub the episodes of them, I don't care if they're 20 minutes long and nonsensical afterwards.
Pete Campbell on Mad Men shoot catch a bullet with his heart and still live to be a bitch another day.
Jim on The Office, because everyone already knows it's gonna happen.
Score = -11
Score = 15
I'd probably choose death over having to question the reality (Matrix?) where i nearly escape death dozens of times in a 5 minute span while the entire world around me is wiped out and all the nameless, faceless people I've ever loved are drowned out by the shocking horror that is the world's biggest stretch mark.
on Good News! We Don't Have To See 2012! at October 2, 2009 12:22 PMScore = 3
I'm gonna assume Alex missed the Videogum golf outing yesterday because he got his foot cut off my a riding lawnmower and these "schedule conflicts" are permanently conflicted.
on Mad Men: Belated Open Thread at September 22, 2009 1:18 PMScore = 9
I thought music videos were only allowed to have attractive people in them.
on Operation Watch This: Eric Wareheim's Video For Major Lazer's "Pon De Floor" at August 4, 2009 4:44 PMScore = -8
After watching the trailer, all I have to say is: "So....what's the plot of this film?"
on Someone Has Clearly Fast-Tracked Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell For The Worst Movie Of All Time at August 4, 2009 3:08 PMScore = 3
Damien Lewis, i love you. How could you do this to our relationship? goddammmit, Damien Lewis. goddammit.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dreamcatcher at April 6, 2009 8:21 PMScore = 3
You managed to avoid posting the two best Cosby youtubes, BUSTER BROWN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MEHsYM-ROs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2EGnR-YbH4
You're slipping, Videogum. I'm worried about ya, baby.
on NSFW: That's Right, A Porno Based On The Cosby Show at March 26, 2009 2:06 PMScore = -6
I'm gonna dress up as the rapist!
on Introducing The Videogum Movie Club at March 6, 2009 5:23 PMScore = 5
What pedomorphisis means to me is PEDOBEAR. jesus christ, this is the internet you're talking about, asshole.
on We Don't Need Popular Science To Tell Us Why Kittens Are Cute at February 23, 2009 3:22 PMScore = 0
lowest scored comments as a post idea is pretty much the worst
Permalink for grover's comment on The Best & Worst Stereogum Reader Comments Of 2008 at January 1, 2009 3:39 PMScore = 2