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last night 30 rock made a joke identical to one from a spongebob episode I saw when I was 13. I WILL LEAVE IT TO YOU GUYS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS.
on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at November 20, 2009 12:10 PMScore = 4
vvideogum has MADE ME a true fan of topher grace. I find myself getting excited at any reference to him (it happens! occasionally!) and I have actually replaced tobey maguire's face with topher's in my mind and in all the spider-man movies. fucking awesome / fucking terrifying / fucking videogum.
In reply to That One's comment on Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? at November 19, 2009 4:57 AMScore = 4
the thing that REALLY bothered me about it was their "ahhh we're so passionate about each other that we can't help but fuck! no matter society's cruel laws!"-tinged mentalities about the situation. yes, sometimes people are incredibly sexually attracted to each other and it makes them do things they shouldn't, but this is NOT ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS. tripp is OLD and TOPHER GRACElike (sorry toph) and very, very creepy. and serena is a fucking idiot. you know what, never mind. match made in heaven.
also, (and I am ashamed I somehow know this but nonetheless---) lady gaga wrote pokerface about pretending to be into sex with a man while fantasizing about being with a woman. DUH, GOSSIP GIRL!
In reply to Julia's comment on Gossip Girl S03E10: The Play Is The Huh? at November 17, 2009 3:30 PMScore = 2
the best part of the episode was fred armisen's little one-liner about liking peggy better than betty. that's my engagement.
on Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes! at November 16, 2009 4:00 PMScore = 7
"how long have you been there??"
"a few minutes" "nine hours"
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she said a whole lotta bullshit, but she looked almost exactly like rachel weisz (at least on a super-blurry zshare screen!) so, you know --- all the the crushes.
In reply to hopeleslie's comment on Top Chef S06E11: Checkout Time Is Knife O'Clock at November 12, 2009 6:01 PMScore = 3
oh my god. look at the nerds' tshirts. "this is what dorks are into! COMMUNISM! oh and hillary duff's pretend nightmare movies. and france?"
on Gossip Girl S03E09: That's Your Threesome at November 10, 2009 12:40 PMScore = 7
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In reply to She-Ra, P.O.P.'s comment on Here Is A Photo Of Jon Hamm In High School at November 6, 2009 3:23 PMScore = 3
I initially wanted to write sesame street is My Life, but then I felt kinda sad - but then I got real happy! sesame street means a lot to me, and I think with good reason. I bought the "sesame street: old school" dvds so that I can show my children the original magic some day, because shit has gone downhill. bert's gone due to his and ernie's alleged homosexual relationship, oscar's been phased out because he's too mean (and teaching children how to deal with bullies/grouches is a bad thing?), cookie monster is now the vegetable monster. so this anniversary is somewhat bittersweet, but I'm still proud to call sesame street my one true love.
(and in closing -
Kermit Reports News On Rapunzel)
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it was all well and good until you had to go and mention ed hardy.
on Happy 40th Birthday, Sesame Street at November 4, 2009 11:23 PMScore = 0
While I don't know the Sponge Bob joke, I did see a Sesame Street Joke.
Permalink for David_notascynical's comment on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at November 20, 2009 4:19 PMLast night, Kenneth reminded us of our "best and brightest" kid television show, and how it failed to educate properly, dropping the lyrical ball, so-to-speak. "Conserve electricity. Don't be a zero, be a good guy." - Masi Oka via Kenneth. Cf: Mad Men via Sesame Street: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgvKCfZqxrQ …. How could you not say “Glad Men”?
They are toying with our children!!!
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