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I love the spoiler-picture review; fucking awesome (and nine pictures adds a draw your own laughable spoiler picture from The Happening). What's so amazing is that the movie starts horrible and then proceeds to get astoundingly worse and worse. Hulk LOL.
on A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Blogs: The 9 Funniest Things In The Happening at June 17, 2008 12:07 AMScore = 0
They violated the most important rule of a movie made from a popular long-running TV show- the movie must be THE GREATEST ADVENTURE for these characters challenging them in ways they would have never been challenged before, taking them places they would never have gone, and showing stuff we never would have seen in the series; also known as, "The Duck Tales Rule."
on This Is It: The Sex And The City Movie Spoiled For Real And Completely at May 23, 2008 3:57 PMScore = 2
It's like Anchorman, but vividly, horrifically real.
on And You Thought Bill O'Reilly Was Scary Now at May 12, 2008 7:43 PMScore = 3
That's brilliant. The "30 Days" format really has an endless amount of comedic possibilities. And everyone should add "Super High Me" to their Netflix queue.
on Joel McHale Watches Nothing But The Hills For 30 Days at April 28, 2008 2:11 PMScore = 0
Best*. Hydrox Reference. Ever.
* Only.
on College Is The Hydrox Of Apatow Comedies at April 24, 2008 3:50 PMScore = 0
They didn't set out to make a cult-hit movie about pot; they set out to make a comedy with multi-ethnic appeal for a specific subculture. It became a cult-hit because 90% of our population smokes weed and this film was enjoyable to poser-rasta white kids in suburbia, stoner moms and dads, and sober people that like to laugh.
on Friday Fight: Harold & Kumar at April 17, 2008 7:48 PMScore = 0
Hollywood Video and Blockbuster and Netflix. The H'wood budget/numbers game is ridiculous. When they say a movie makes it's money back in home video it is because rental establishments have to have enough on hand to handle the EXTREMELY HIGH DEMAND for these movies. So for the first three months, each store has sixty or seventy copies (at least) of these movies(not to mention all the retail establishments that have boxes of these movies in stock). People rent the shit out of them and eventually they make their way to the "previously viewed" bin where no one will ever buy them and they will be relegated to a county landfill. Meaning, The Bucket List and Fool's Gold are causing global warming.
on Who's Buying All This Fool's Gold? at June 26, 2008 1:10 PMScore = 1