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Cinematic achievement. I'm an asshole.

In reply to MediaGay's comment on Videogum's Official Pick For Your Halloween Movie Viewing Party at October 30, 2009 4:54 PM
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I have a few issues with this cinema achievement.

1) How could a killer the size of a cookie kill people? He is so small!
2) How can he shoot a gun? Cookies don't have thumbs!
3) How did he turn that one teenager into some killer zombie? He must be a magical cookie killer.

I liked this better when it was called Jack Frost and/or Demonic Toys.

on Videogum's Official Pick For Your Halloween Movie Viewing Party at October 30, 2009 4:52 PM
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Why is no one asking the real question here? How many skeletal remains of children does he have in the crawl space of his house? I'm just sayin...

on Oh Hell No, There Are More?!? at October 13, 2009 9:24 PM
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I would rather gouge my eyes out with a sharp rock than witness more shit from Harmony Korine.
Done! Print!

on Harmony Korine Out Harmony Korines Himself at September 29, 2009 4:48 PM
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She will not be referred to as that because...no. She looks more like Andy Samberg.

In reply to lcrawfty's comment on Top Chef: Now They Are In A Wolfpack Of Ugh at August 27, 2009 1:30 PM
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Ashley (or lesbian Andy Samberg as I know her) needs to get off her soapbox. This is Top Chef not Top Gay Marriage Debate.

Nothing about how at least three people (not the same three that can't be gay married) in this episode made CEVICHE but that one idiot keeps called it "sav-eesh"?

on Top Chef: Now They Are In A Wolfpack Of Ugh at August 27, 2009 12:18 PM
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My eyes and ears need an adult!!

Also, I wonder why the girl on the poster at 2:43 answers to "Peanut." Maybe someone was calling their dog and she got confused...

on This Is Your Music Video: Miss Lolitas' "Amber Alert" at August 27, 2009 11:55 AM
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"The last one is an attempted rape, which I guess isn't quite as sexy as the other ones."

Is it not quite as sexy or is it MORE sexy?

on True Blood: The Bleeds Have Begun, Indeed at August 3, 2009 12:39 PM
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Are you Gabe or Ramona because you're calling Simon gay (Simon is tooootally gayz)? The guy at the fabric store was Jill Zarin's decorator gay - therefore not on NJ either.

In reply to Gabe's comment on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Is This Real Life? at July 31, 2009 12:44 PM
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"Real Housewives of Wherever Token Gay! Every season has one! Except New Jersey for obvious reasons!"

How quickly you forget about Danielle's gay BFF, The Cryptkeeper...

on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Is This Real Life? at July 31, 2009 11:56 AM
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