How are everyone's resolutions going so far? Great, I'm sure. My personal goals to start smoking and gain 500 pounds are going to be tough, but I think this is finally the year that they are going to…   Read Story »

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! WE KNOW THAT WE HAVE RAISED SOME FALSE ALARMS IN THE PAST, BUT WE ARE QUITE SURE THIS TIME THAT THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS INDEED BEGUN. AFTER THE JUMP WE HAVE POSTED CONCLUSIVE…   Read Story »

What a delicious battle. FINISH THEM! (The pints of ice cream. Finish the pints of ice cream!)   Read Story »