The New York Times is reporting that Sarah Palin has signed a contract to work with FOX News. Perfect. The network confirmed that Ms. Palin will appear on the network's programming on a regular…   Read Story »

The first issue of Duh Aficionado magazine in the new year is a return to the publication's mission statement: "NO DUH." Today's story involves a certain actress's hilariously insane nightmare…   Read Story »

When you're in a serious relationship, you often develop an affection for the other person's flaws as well as their charms. You realize at a certain point that you are in love with the whole package…   Read Story »

"Hello, hospital? Send an ambulance, please. And a bucket. Also, do you know how to fix eyes that have been clawed out with fingers? What's that? No, they were my fingers. I'm assuming I have the…   Read Story »

NSFW "Running to the Edge of the World" video, you guys: Yuck. This video is terrible! It's like it was created by a focus group tasked with determining what anti-social 15-year-olds from broken…   Read Story »

First of all, let's clear a few things up: 1. There is no new adrenaline sport on the horizon. 2. It was Stadius who said "it was fear that first made Gods in the world," your boyfriend thought…   Read Story »

"I'm a 37-year-old woman, and I work in marketing for a small research firm. I used to live with my long-term boyfriend, and I really thought he was 'the one,' you know, but it just didn't work out.…   Read Story »

Jon Gosselin and the Octo-Mom are going to go on a reality TV "date"? DON'T BOTHER RINGING THAT BELL, TIBETAN MONK, WE ARE DONE HERE.   Read Story »

As you know, George Lopez is getting his own 10PM talk show on TBS this fall, because apparently 2009 is the year that TV finally tries to kill 10PM once and for all. Between this and The Jay Leno…   Read Story »

The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the…   Read Story »