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Get Well Soon, Sean Bean!
Jun 14th, 2011 45 Comments
Oh no! Sean Bean (Eddie Stark on Hungry Hungry Thrones) has been stabbed! At a bar! This is the best part, though: "However, extraordinarily, he declined to attend hospital. Instead, the star walked…   Read Story »
Today We Are All This Lion
Jun 14th, 2011 24 Comments
I don't know about you guys, but I want to EAT THIS BABY so bad!!! If I was that lion I would be like "GET IN MAH BELLAY!" Get it? Do you think that the problem the lion is having eating that baby is…   Read Story »
The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise"
Jun 10th, 2011 131 Comments
After a recent performance by Tracy Morgan at Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, a young man named Kevin Rogers took to his Facebook page to describe the show: I have very thick skin when it comes to…   Read Story »
This Is Just Good Parenting (Opposite Blog!)
Jun 9th, 2011 32 Comments
What? It's called RAISING YOUR CHILDREN!*/** (Thanks for the tip, Ritchie.) *CORRECTION: Earlier today in the post "This Is Just Good Parenting (Opposite Blog!)" we wrote "It's called RAISING YOUR…   Read Story »
The Smurfs Are Racist And Anti-Semitic, Claims This Dude
Jun 7th, 2011 33 Comments
Are The Smurfs racist and anti-Semitic? I don't know, probably? As someone who as a child used to collect Smurf figurines that he kept in a Crown Royal bag, I'm pretty sure The Smurfs are definitely…   Read Story »
Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie
Jun 6th, 2011 47 Comments
Just in case any porn producers out there who look shit up on YouTube were under the misconception that Zachary Briggs is NOT available for your porn movie, he has issued an important…   Read Story »
The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos
Jun 6th, 2011 72 Comments
In just two short years, the Annual Gathering of the Juggalos, a preposterous nightmare weekend hosted by the Insane Clown Posse, has gone from Internet Surprise to Internet Meme to Institution. Just…   Read Story »
Thank God It's Fnightmares
Jun 3rd, 2011 54 Comments
You may remember Wendy's cat, GarF6ield? Well, behind every hilarious CGI cat there is a terrifying CGI woman. Meet her! She is kind of NSFW, meet her! OH DEAR GOD! At least the video is the…   Read Story »
Design The Skyline Is YOUR Generation's Brokencyde
Jun 2nd, 2011 49 Comments
My grandfather on my mother's side fought in the Battle of the Bulge in World War II and he still hates to talk about it. You find this kind of thing with a lot of veterans. The trauma of war, at…   Read Story »
Well, This Is A Nightmare
Jun 1st, 2011 43 Comments
Some mornings you wake up and it's just like, uh, you know, I was doing fine back there in Sleep Town and if this is the best the real world has to offer then maybe I should just Incept myself. Wait…   Read Story »