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Feb 1st, 2012 33 Comments
I think my favorite part about sketch comedy from college students is how funny it is and how much it demeans women in horrific and disgusting ways. #LOL   Read Story »
Jan 31st, 2012 45 Comments
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good…   Read Story »
Jan 20th, 2012 45 Comments
I know that it's gotten very confusing these days what with all of the reality TV and the Paris Hiltons of the world (Paris Hilton, so hot right now) so that some people might think that you just…   Read Story »
Jan 9th, 2012 35 Comments
Yuck. Why is he talking like that? He sounds like he's trying out for the role of "Precocious Baby" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2. And why is everyone SO dirty? It seems like we might need to address,…   Read Story »
Jan 6th, 2012 39 Comments
The movie director, David O'Russell, who is now best known for making The Fighter but used to be best known for making Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees, and Spanking the Monkey (he makes good movies is…   Read Story »
Jan 5th, 2012 84 Comments
The first GOOP of 2012 has arrived, and it is highlighting "the GOOP Cleanse." Oh brother. Now, in the spirit of full disclosure, I will admit that I am against ALL cleanses, not just the GOOP…   Read Story »
Dec 20th, 2011 19 Comments
Two dudes on a Dutch TV show cooked pieces of each other's flesh and ate them. I can't even deal with this. You're welcome to deal with it if you'd like, but I'm OUTTA here.   Read Story »
Dec 16th, 2011 40 Comments
Great prank, everyone, especially the parents who agreed to take part in it. You guys are good parents who recognize a GREAT prank. It's just fun! I'm really starting to rethink my whole position on…   Read Story »
Dec 13th, 2011 16 Comments
Being a kid is the worst. You can't do anything and you're always getting yelled at and there's a boy in class who smells so bad and it's like the adults don't even care and Maggie is popular but…   Read Story »
Dec 9th, 2011 16 Comments
This is just a great way to market your new perfume, Justin Bieber. Dads will love it, and daughters will get it. Everyone's happy. (The question of WHY you have a PERFUME in the first place will…   Read Story »
























