In ancient times, rulers would line the city walls and the approaching roads with the severed heads and impaled bodies of their enemies as a warning to those who would try and attack the throne. (I…   Read Story »

For a long time Steven Seagal was mostly just a buffoon. But as soon as he started telling everyone he was an actual police officer, and riding around with real police officers saying things like,…   Read Story »

There is obviously a lot to process in this video about the homeless hitchhiking surfer who may or may not have killed a man who thought he was Jesus with a hatchet after that man ran someone over…   Read Story »

Over the weekend I found all this footage, but now I'm not sure what to do with it. There were all of these Hi-8 tapes in a...box...in an attic? Next to a music box that started playing when I didn't…   Read Story »

It has been brought to my attention that people are "frustrated" (I'm not even sure if that is one of the words that has been used, but it is the biggest word I am willing to give to this "emotion")…   Read Story »

Where did you guys meet? I bet that's a fun story! I love to hear the stories about how cute couples met. Oh wait, hold on, your boyfriend has more to say. SHHHH I AM TRYING TO LISTEN TO YOUR…   Read Story »

What? You don't like art? What about music, do you like music? And puppet friendship? How about ambient wind noise, do you like that? You are impossible. (Via Amil Niazi.)   Read Story »

Do you really count as a cougar just because you WANT to date younger men, even if all of the younger men clearly cannot stand you? And I have a follow up: Or is that what makes you an "extreme"…   Read Story »

Earlier this week, the BAD DAD ALERT was triggered by a FOUR ALARM BAD DAD when it was reported (haha, reported) that Kelsey Grammer took his three month old baby to a party at the Playboy mansion.…   Read Story »

Doug Hutchison, the 52-year-old man who married self-proclaimed teenager, Courtney Stodden, has FINALLY broken his LEGENDARY silence on the proper usage of the term "child molester." OH THANK…   Read Story »