Sometimes you will go to someone's home, or visit an office, or discover a new courtyard you didn't know about, and for a brief moment you will be reminded of the immensity of the world. Like, think…   Read Story »

REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. WE ARE NOW AT GOBBLECON 4! General: Good one, Gabe. Gabe: Thank you, General. General: You are an American hero. Gabe: Thank you, sir, that is all…   Read Story »

Does it work? Does the camo work? Petman? Petman, does the camo work? ANSWER ME, PETMAN! Guys, I'm worried about Petman. Maybe we should stop the camo test. I know we need to know whether or not the…   Read Story »

Mom, dad, good, I'm glad you're both here, I need to talk to you guys. First of all, I love you both very much. You've always been so loving and supportive of me, and I don't know what I would do…   Read Story »

Back in January, we talked about a horrible music video that Bam Margera released for an impossible "rap song" that he had titled "Bend My Dick To My Ass." Oof. Mostly, this was an opportunity to…   Read Story »

The Hollywood Reporter this morning has an editorial about what Bob Greenblatt, the new-ish head of NBC, should do to turn the network's dismal ratings around. This has been a pretty popular topic of…   Read Story »

On last night's "very special" episode of Law & Order: SVU, the on-going saga between Chris Brown and Rihanna was dramatized for television audiences, replete with Dave Navarro as a record producer…   Read Story »

One time I took a martial arts class--WHATEVER, you went to a pimps and hoes party in college and you don't see me teasing you about THAT--and the teacher or sensei or whatever was talking about…   Read Story »

Ladies, I have some bad news: your favorite living dildo and star of the film Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, is totally that guy at the party. He probably doesn't even say anything as he picks up the…   Read Story »

Very good answers to very appropriate questions. Classic interview. A couple of Studs Turkels picking up their Pulitzer prizes right here. (The people who Studs interviewed were also considered…   Read Story »