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Aug 10th, 2010 35 Comments
They are getting so fast at turning these around! Soon the CGI news will probably PRECOG the events themselves. Anyway, now you can see American Folk Hero Steven Slater have a post-flight melt down…   Read Story »
Aug 10th, 2010 58 Comments
BUY! SELL! OTHER WORK TERMS SHOUTED!   Read Story »
Jul 20th, 2010 137 Comments
As we speak, Lindsay Lohan is arriving at a Los Angeles courtroom where she will surrender herself to the law and begin her 90-day prison sentence. It is the anti-climactic end to a somewhat…   Read Story »
Oct 13th, 2009 31 Comments
Zachary is the best, and I would not be surprised if he gets a call from Hollywood soon asking him to do all of the soundtracks for everything. Seriously, move over John Williams. Your time has…   Read Story »
Sep 17th, 2009 44 Comments
As any professional newscaster will tell you, you can't just say "fuck" on the air. That may be hard for civilians like you or I to believe, but it's a little trick you pick up pretty quickly when…   Read Story »
Jul 17th, 2009 25 Comments
"Well let me ask YOU something, Greg: what about my dreams? Do you ever think about my dreams? We've been living in this crap apartment for six years. I work two jobs. I've given up everything,…   Read Story »
Jul 1st, 2009 24 Comments
The kid from the World's Best Freakout video in which his mother supposedly suspended his World of Warcraft account and in retaliation he shoved a remote control into his butt, has another best…   Read Story »
May 7th, 2009 71 Comments
Dude is pissed!
A genuine Snickers need a fucking moment moment if I've ever heard one. (Thanks for the tip, Josh.)   Read Story »
Apr 22nd, 2009 11 Comments
Rachel Bilson got a job! Kind of! She's going to write a monthly fashion column for InStyle magazine, and they're even giving her the title of Fashion Editor. (Condolences, of course, to all of the…   Read Story »
Aug 18th, 2008 Comment
Hey, are you an actor with some training in the martial arts, or a history of barroom brawling? Have you always dreamed of being in an action movie, slugging it out on the deck of an aircraft carrier…   Read Story »



























