It has long been believed that the world would end in 2012, but new information suggests that the world might end as early as whenever the fuck this new show called Bridalplasty on E! is coming out.…   Read Story »

BONK. (Thanks for the tip, DS3M.)   Read Story »

Hey guys, I just wanted to give everyone a quick, friendly reminder about tattoos: they are forever. Yeah. I know that in our hectic modern world of SEXTING and Razr Scooters that it can be pretty…   Read Story »

The New York Post has an article today about women who followed in Elisabeth Gilbert's self-absorbed, upper-middle-class footsteps on a journey to discover their inner asshole, only to end up broke…   Read Story »

BING BONG. Looks like we've got another classic Bieber Blooper!   Read Story »

No offense, but you are bad at parking. Actually, I take that back. SOME offense. Please park better.   Read Story »

This one is so miserable that I'm not even giving it a full post. And yet, I think you might find that once you start, you cannot stop. You will be trapped in a The Pleasure Locker.   Read Story »

It's important to remember just what this modern method of communication was invented for in the first place. Thank you, of course, to Dr. Al Gore.   Read Story »

I would like to organize a Videogum Congressional Task Force and charge them with understanding where the system broke down to the point where we somehow missed last night's Juggalo-themed episode of…   Read Story »

You've always found it inappropriate how whenever you told your banker that you wanted to make a deposit, he would giggle and say "YOU AND ME, BOTH, BROTHER." And you have always thought that it was…   Read Story »