BEEEP BEEEEEEP! FRIDAY COMING THROUGH! (Via SayOMG.)   Read Story »

If this was a movie, young A.J. Clemente would come from a hard scrabble family. His father's out of the picture, and we see a scene in which A.J. comes home to find his mom passed out again on the…   Read Story »

"Close your eyes and just fall down" is not the WORST advice I've ever heard, though. (Thanks for the tip, Tracey!)   Read Story »

Oh my god. Seriously, please be careful. And please, if you're not going to be careful, at least make sure whatever you're doing is fake and the rest of us just can't tell because of how real it…   Read Story »

(Headphones up, I think!) Totally no big deal either way, we definitely don't even have to get into, but I was just wondering. (Via Hypervocal.)   Read Story »

"OK," you are probably saying, "this is admittedly over the top and that sure is a LOT of Human Centipede tattoos for one person to have on their back, and the infographics for how the surgery is to…   Read Story »

Mostly I just feel bad for those kids, because life is all down hill from here. It will literally NEVER get better than this moment. Sorry, boys. You get one complimentary round of high-fives on the…   Read Story »

Hilary Swank is OFFICIALLY SORRY for the part when she went to the lavish birthday party of a human rights violator. Yoops! She has promised to donate all of her proceeds--you know how it is when you…   Read Story »

Last week, Kirstie Alley fell down on Dancing with the Stars. This week she lost her shoe. Tragedy plus time becomes comedy, but I believe the inverse may also be true.   Read Story »

CORRECTION: bibs ARE just for babies. (And caricatures of Italian-Americans.) But sure. Yes. I mean, let's be real: this world is full o' slobs. If the planet is 80% water, then the human population…   Read Story »