Showing All "Whitney Port" Posts
Jan 27th, 2009 Comment
Whitney Port's dull, pre-rehearsed adventures in New York will continue for a second season. Second Season FAIL. On the plus side, it means we will continue to have a reason to make reference to that…   Read Story »
Jan 9th, 2009 5 Comments
Earlier today it was reported that Olivia's cousin Nevan (because that's a name that people have) from The City was once arrested for trying to buy a blowjob using Oxycontin. That is still the second…   Read Story »
Jan 9th, 2009 8 Comments
Whitney Port's Hills spin-off The City is so painfully contrived and boring and stupid and annoying that we have decided not to watch it. I don't mean "we" in the blog-standard royal "we" as a coy…   Read Story »
Dec 16th, 2008 10 Comments
I cannot tell you how convenient it is that Diane Von Furstenberg offered Whitney the job right before her spin-off reality show The City premieres. Can you imagine how awkward it would have been if…   Read Story »
Dec 9th, 2008 6 Comments
Most of this week's episode is a build up to the December 29th premiere of Whitney Port's spin-off series, The City, which is too bad because I would much rather have seen them work in a bunch of…   Read Story »
Dec 2nd, 2008 9 Comments
There's a new, even more detailed trailer for Whitney Port's Hills spinoff, The City:
When the first promo for The City came out in October, Gabe astutely noted that Whitney Port herself seems to…   Read Story »
Nov 11th, 2008 9 Comments
This week's episode was mostly a big run up to Whitney Port's spin-off, The City. Kelly Cutrone was like "Whitney and Lauren, I need you to come to New York immediately and pretend like you are…   Read Story »
Nov 3rd, 2008 Comment
There's an article in the NYDN today about Whitney Port's adjustment to life in New York, and what people can look forward to (for lack of a better expression) in her new show, The City. Mostly the…   Read Story »
Oct 21st, 2008 10 Comments
Trailer for Whitney Port's new Hills spin-off, The City, you guys:
(via Dlisted)
Whitney Port lacks the intellectual capacity to pick the pepperoni off of an entire slice of pizza without getting…   Read Story »
Oct 20th, 2008 9 Comments
So, after last week's wretched death of studio head Alan Gray, it seemed obvious that things would start turning up for Vince, and they might. But first apparently they are going to start turning up…   Read Story »




















