When someone has something like a Glee-themed public marriage proposal, even if we don't understand why someone would WANT a Glee-themed public marriage proposal, it's easy to guess why they chose it…   Read Story »

Mom, dad, good, I'm glad you're both here, I need to talk to you guys. First of all, I love you both very much. You've always been so loving and supportive of me, and I don't know what I would do…   Read Story »

What is it with everything and everyone today? You can't be everything! Just because you have the resources to make a music video doesn't mean you should be a singer! Just because you made a popular…   Read Story »

"I've seen it all." That's you when you woke up this morning. "I've seen it all, there's nothing left to see that I haven't seen. Ecclesiastes 1:9 -- there's nothing new under the sun. I always…   Read Story »

As of right now, Monday, October 8, 2012, 5:30PM EST David Blaine has been standing in a chain-mail suit on New York's Pier 54 with 1 million volts of electricity flowing from one Tesla coil to…   Read Story »

There is only so much railing against both bugs and obvious danger that one blogger can do before she throws up her hands. When will the world learn? When will scientists develop a brain so they…   Read Story »

Say what you want about how DMX probably should've come across a computer already at this point in his life that wasn't his smartphone, or about how maybe he needs to, uh, relax, but that shit he…   Read Story »

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Although there is no video evidence yet of the incredible public marriage proposal you'll soon learn about, it seems like our currently flawless (I'm sure) record of covering every single one that…   Read Story »

I have no idea what this guy is talking about, but it sounds important.   Read Story »