Oh, I can remember it like it was just yesterday. It was a rainy day, temperate for the time of month, and I was filled with an odd joy from the moment I awoke. Not that I was an unhappy person…   Read Story »

I'm not sure what you guys want to talk about, but I'm pretty sure it's not this video, right? Totally, no, I know. This video! Gahhh! No way! Let's talk about anything else. The way your jeans smell…   Read Story »

It turns out that guy who tried to get a good old patriotic "USA!" chant going a couple weeks ago with ZERO help from the tree-hugging homosexuals of Jew York City (it's not offensive if it's TRUE)…   Read Story »

Imagine the most normal thing in the world. Like, I don't know. A glass of water. OK, so you've got this glass of water, and it's on a table, right? The table is in, oh, who knows, let's say, like, a…   Read Story »

Yesterday's news that 2012 has been indefinitely postponed was a total bummer. I'm not saying that I want the world to be destroyed in a nightmarish cataclysm of fire and death, but once you get your…   Read Story »