Showing All "Weddings" Posts
Nov 28th, 2011 35 Comments
On Sunday, December 4, TLC is going to be airing a special titled Virgin Diaries, which will follow the lives of six adult virgins. Now please be quiet and tell me nothing more about it because I'm… Read Story »
Nov 3rd, 2011 12 Comments
It has been a pretty rough week when it comes to the marriage. Everyone got divorced! I can't imagine a ROUGHER week for marriage than the week that everyone got divorced. Just last week everyone was… Read Story »
Aug 22nd, 2011 105 Comments
The furor over Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Whatever this weekend is completely mind-boggling. I just straight up do not even get it. What? What is it? How is this a thing?! In the spring, I made… Read Story »
Aug 4th, 2011 22 Comments
The E! network announced today that not only will it be broadcasting Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries, but that this special event will be four hours long. PURRRRRRFECT. Unrelated: do you… Read Story »
Jul 11th, 2011 18 Comments
Person #1: Ooh, this looks fun. What's this?
Person #2: Hmm "AutoWed." I guess it's, like, a wedding thing?
Person #1: Oh, weird. I've never seen anything like this before. It looks so old-timey. I… Read Story »
Jul 11th, 2011 34 Comments
Ziplines are very fun. I'm almost positive that I have been on one before and that it was very fun. I'm trying to think of the exact occasion, but I'm actually having some trouble. So it's possible… Read Story »
May 26th, 2011 12 Comments
Yesterday, Oprah ended her 25-year-old daily talk show. She must be getting bored of civilian life, because today she is already getting up in other people's business. From an official press… Read Story »
Mar 21st, 2011 45 Comments
Uh, but, so, in addition to the whole Japanese Nuclear Nightmare, there is also the allied forces incursion into Libya in an effort to push back against Muammar el-Qaddafi’s militarized repression… Read Story »
Feb 24th, 2011 33 Comments
Yum! He's still a disgusting jerk, but braised beef short ribs and chorizo bread stuffing sounds delicious. Read Story »
Nov 12th, 2010 69 Comments
The night before her wedding she was throwing up. It wasn't entirely clear if the queasiness she felt was from her sudden departure from childhood into the land of adults, or the fact that she didn't… Read Story »
