Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: hey kelly Kelly: Happy early Valentine's Day. Gabe: thank you SO much Kelly: You're so so so welcome. Gabe: the same to you Gabe: blessed be the holy day Kelly:…   Read Story »

A mash-up of the creeptown trailer for We Need to Talk About Kevin and scenes from Home Alone, obviously. Fuller, go easy on the Internet.   Read Story »

A couple weeks ago I went to the movies. The theater wasn't that crowded and I was sitting by myself. Right before the trailers started, a 12-year-old boy sat down right next to me. Uhhhhhh. It was…   Read Story »