Mark Wahlberg and Diddy held a press conference yesterday to announce their new joint business venture: some water. Whoa! Congrats, boys! This is obviously incredible news to everyone in the world…   Read Story »

"You'll never amount to anything," they said. "You don't have any obvious skills. You're mediocre at sports and I don't even think you like them very much anyway," they said. "It's hard to say…   Read Story »

This past weekend I went to a Halloween party with a few friends, one of whom dressed up like Superman. It was a fine costume, even a good costume, but even if it were the best Superman costume out…   Read Story »

Can you imagine? A world where underwater watches I MEAN NIGHTCLUBS exist, free to be enjoyed by any watch I MEAN NIGHTCLUB AGAIN enthusiast whenever they want. Just slap on your waterproof watch,…   Read Story »

The best part of this video besides the JOY that it brings is that brief moment of serious anticipation that comes before each spray of the bottle. The babies are like, "I don't know if this is going…   Read Story »

I guess it rained a lot on Montreal yesterday so a bunch of the sewers were exploding? I'm a journalist and what you just read was journalism, so get used to it and you're welcome. But, to get back…   Read Story »