Why isn't this stupid thing an Internet trend yet? Just because "planking" itself has already come and gone? Whatever. I can't pick what Internet trends are destined to go "viral," but I CAN pick…   Read Story »

There aren't any other parodies of Carly Rae Jepsen's hit song "Call Me Maybe" because there don't need to be any others. Everyone saw this one and put their cameraphones down. "Wrap party!" This is…   Read Story »

Sad news, you guys: we all have to go to work. For, like, ever. Them's just the breaks! No use complaining about it, even though we all definitely complain about it. No use doing what we do…   Read Story »