Yuck. Why is he talking like that? He sounds like he's trying out for the role of "Precocious Baby" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2. And why is everyone SO dirty? It seems like we might need to address,…   Read Story »

Remember when the ShamWow guy went to jail for beating up a prostitute? Is this part of his punishment?   Read Story »

BREAKING NEWS: Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy, has been ARRESTED for BEATING UP A PROSTITUTE. No cloth in the world could possibly be absorbent enough to soak up our tears. Sorry. Boo. But seriously,…   Read Story »

I haven't seen Death To Smoochy, and I know it's supposed to be bad, but if Death To Smoochy, a movie about feuding children's show mascots, can be greenlighted, then the MASSIVE FEUD brewing between…   Read Story »

With Vince Offer it's never a question of whether what he's saying is amazing or not, it's a question of how amazing, and how much you want it as your ringtone. Even in a foreign language that some…   Read Story »

OK, at this point Vince Offer (ShamWow) is just fucking with us. (thanks for the tip, Edith) Incredible. Life's hard enough as it is, you don't want to cry anymore. I love that he's in a kitchen…   Read Story »

Tipster Christopher sent this in with the comment "introducing the most un-camera-friendly hybrid of C. Thomas Howell & Billy Mays," but I actually like Vince, the "eh, whatever" infomercial…   Read Story »