In preparation for this weekend's release of The Twilight: New Moon (OMG u guyz, is it possible 2 die from 3 much excitement?!), I decided to actually watch The Twilight yesterday, you know, see what…   Read Story »

Gavin Rossdale is going to be on Criminal Minds tonight, whatever that is. It could be anything. It's probably a show for children about the magic of reading. Criminal Minds Rainbow. Anyway, Gavin (I…   Read Story »

Popples! Listen up dudes who recognize that a strong academic background is just as important as having a girlfriend, and girls who recognize that you have to like yourself before you can get…   Read Story »

Oh, look, it's a new Peta ad starring Twilight's own Christian Serrato. It's very effective, I'm sure, since it combines an interest in the ethical treatment of animals with everyone's first love of…   Read Story »

What up, heroes in a half-shell! Dudes and girl dudes, you're probably feeling pretty invincible right now. You're young! You have your whole life ahead of you! What could possibly happen? Well let…   Read Story »

It's Monday morning, I haven't even had breakfast, and already my mind is blown? So it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. It's probably a good thing, though, that I haven't eaten anything yet today,…   Read Story »

"I'm a 37-year-old woman, and I work in marketing for a small research firm. I used to live with my long-term boyfriend, and I really thought he was 'the one,' you know, but it just didn't work out.…   Read Story »

LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being…   Read Story »

The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the…   Read Story »

Gettin' Jiggy with it! OMG, u guyz. There should be some kind of SEXTING shorthand for the feeling you get when you realize that all of these years of being crazy in love with vampires have been a…   Read Story »