In the future, everyone's major and minor life events will be documented on the Internet. They'll say to their wives, "Oh hey, did I ever show you the time my parents found out I got into college? It…   Read Story »

Last night, Rebel Wilson was given the honor of hosting the MTV Movie Awards, the most star-studded evening of movie trailer premieres and nonsense awards, some of which actually just do not make any…   Read Story »

Since Kim Kardashian's pregnancy began, however long ago it was (I'm not going to look it up but if I had to guess based on blog-induced fatigue: 5,000 years?) you have not been able to boot up onto…   Read Story »

Guys, it's been kind of a tough week. Ever since Taylor Swift personally shared with us, her best friends, the incredible news, I feel like we've all been a little high strung. All of us. Exactly the…   Read Story »

Thank you all for sending this in but also kind of no thank you, you know?   Read Story »

Crazy how some mornings you're just surfing the Internet, checking out what's going on here and there, having already decided that it was kind of a slow news day when BAM! You stumble upon the STORY…   Read Story »

This "Star Wars Call Me Maybe" video has been online for a whole month, and it has more than 6 million views, and yet somehow, the implosive black hole that we all would have assumed this video would…   Read Story »

Hey, check out this awful bullshit Russel Brand did.* From The Sun: SEX-MAD comic Russell Brand was told off by Billy Connolly after he refused to start filming until a wardrobe girl flashed her…   Read Story »

Time flies, doesn't it? About a year ago it seemed like you couldn't go one day without seeing a new viral video of a public marriage proposal, and then in the bunch of months after that point it's…   Read Story »

From the amount of you guys sending in "Hot Problems," it seems like a lot you really want to talk about "Hot Problems." But that can't be true, CAN IT? We all just want to pretend like this doesn't…   Read Story »