Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For…   Read Story »

Dear the Twilight phenomenon, As a 69-year-old man, I continue to be completely ignorant of what you're actually about. I mean, I know that you're about adolescent vampires, and I know that at some…   Read Story »

ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! Ice cream cake, you guys! Love it. Some people who I just made up call it The King of All…   Read Story »

This weekend marked the end of Comic-Con: 2009. Of course, amidst all the Lost spoilers, and Avatar screenings, and Tron teaser trailers, and Green Hornet car displayings were hundreds of adults…   Read Story »

WASSUP POGS! Yo, as you probably heard on da grapevine, this week is Comi-Con, which is the world's greatest place for all of the coolest posters for movies that won't come out for three years.…   Read Story »

Haha. Blade is always photobombing people. Whatever little champion made this already wins the Videogum Keys to the Internet. But surely we can make this even better (worse): There we go. Sad…   Read Story »

What's up crazy dudes and cool girls who like boys and clothes but also have informed opinions of their own and can be anything they want to in this world. Tony Hawk! If you're anything like us, you…   Read Story »

LunaTwilight is a forthcoming line of Twilight cosmetics, duh, so that the nerds can look so pretty and dead while they brush their hair before falling asleep alone in a pile of cats.   Read Story »

Twilight Cruise, OK, sure. You've got to do something between dinner and the midnight buffet. But Twilight summer school complete with Twilight prom? No, David Blaine. From MTV (Via Film…   Read Story »

gabe: i think we should stop posting our friday fights gabe: these are personal gabe: they are no one's business! lindsay: I like to think of them as the algonquin round table. lindsay: Who else is…   Read Story »