James Franco also reviews The Descendants. Naturally. What did you expect? For James Franco NOT to review Twilight and The Descendants for The Paris Review? Be realistic.   Read Story »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. I REALLY hope that the camera pans over to an older couple on vacation and the wife turns to her husband and says "Honey, did you see that?" And he's basically ignoring her…   Read Story »

Last night was the 214th annual Twilight Presents: MTV Movie Awards, hosted by Jason Sudeikis. Finally, the awards show we've been waiting for all year. The Blahscars of the Z.1 generation. Really…   Read Story »

'Sup, pogs! Wanna holla at ya for a sec about some fresh news I think you're gonna wanna get the 411 on! It's my boyfriend's birthday today! Don't be jealous because of how much we love each…   Read Story »

Obviously. But that hasn't stopped some coconuts from making a Facebook fan page wishing it to be true. Internet, you're vampiring me apart!   Read Story »