Oh my god. Seriously, please be careful. And please, if you're not going to be careful, at least make sure whatever you're doing is fake and the rest of us just can't tell because of how real it…   Read Story »

Hey, Robots! Are you tired of only looking almost human, but not human enough for a REAL human to fall in love with you and slowly, as you get to know each other, give you each and every secret you…   Read Story »

Summer is fast approaching, so you all better get this down quick. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)   Read Story »