Showing All "Turtle" Posts

See AMAZING HEADLINE! (Previously: Jeremy Piven Producing Reality TV Show About Glassblowing Called Blow.)   Read Story »
If you thought it was difficult before, it's now almost IMPOSSIBLE to tell which one is Turtle and which one is Gabe. -BWE Mad Men is streaming on Netflix right now! -Netflix WTF is going on with…   Read Story »
Well isn't someone a handsome Turtle! Now I don't know that much about how Turtle lives his life day-to-day because I'm not, like, in love with Turtle, but I do know what a person taking charge of…   Read Story »
Late last week and all through this weekend and also today and maybe tomorrow has been the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. I'm not exactly sure of the dates. What do I look like, some SUIT? Suits suck!…   Read Story »
During the second week of March, 2009, the world's imagination was captured by a little turtle trying to have sex with a shoe while another shoe looked away: Are we proud of ourselves? (Via every…   Read Story »
Yesterday, I predicted that Amanda and Chelsea would be the final two on The Bachelor, and that Shayne would be sent home, including an alternative prediction that Shayne could stay on because she…   Read Story »