The furor over Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Whatever this weekend is completely mind-boggling. I just straight up do not even get it. What? What is it? How is this a thing?! In the spring, I made…   Read Story »

Bert absently watched the smoke rising off of the lit cigarette that dangled on the edge of the bathtub and then looked down to see a nugget of gray ash fall off the tip and disperse in the now…   Read Story »

A couple of months ago, the women of America lost their MINDS when Bradley Cooper spoke some passable high school French on a talk show (pas d'offense). Fair enough! Trust me, I get it. Women were…   Read Story »

After the jump, a young man named Richard makes a plea on YouTube to win back his girlfriend, Megan. I won't ruin any of the surprises, but let's just say that THIS IS A VERY GOOD PLEA! Those two…   Read Story »

Congratulations, now you are flirting!   Read Story »

It must be weird for you that your girlfriend is married to another man, but then again, she is 16 and her husband is 51, and also she's a Lizard-Faced Garbage Robot, so the fact that she is also…   Read Story »

Guys, the rules governing our friendships are non-negotiable. OK? Shirts, however, are still optional, APPARENTLY.   Read Story »

Gillian Jacobs walked in the door and dumped her bag on a chair. She couldn't believe what had happened at work today! She kicked off her shoes and took off her socks, the sweet relief of the…   Read Story »

Over the weekend, Paris Hilton was photographed repeatedly in the company of Todd Phillips, the director of The Hangover Part II because of course she was. This one is just the two of them riding…   Read Story »

A lot of times we have fun with these "that's your girlfriend" videos but this time we are not having fun, this is just straight up an actual video of your girlfriend for real. You date her.…   Read Story »