Guys, this life ain't gettin' any easier! (That is categorically untrue. I mean, life is definitely still a brief and confusing meander through a horrifying swamp filled with sadness and despair…   Read Story »

Oh great, another example of Benedict Cumberbatch's TREACHERY. Apparently, a fan ran into him in an ice cream shop and he was NICE TO HER. Cruel devil. Will nothing stop this horrible monster? Here…   Read Story »

Pat Robertson is the KING of making just about anything sound like a hate-filled tornado of bigoted venom. Everything that he is saying in this clip is actually pretty fair. I mean, if your religion…   Read Story »

Benedict Cumberbatch, am I right ladiiiiieeeeees (and fellas who really enjoyed the BBC's updating of Sherlock)?! BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! What a perfectly named dreamboat, NO LORRIES. Obviously, you…   Read Story »

You loooooove him, you want to kiiiiiiiiiss him, he is your huuuuuuuuusband, you two are marrrrrrrrrrrrried. Obviously, a serious, committed, longterm relationship involves a lot of compromise. But…   Read Story »

I'm not a fan of staged, YouTube-friendly wedding proposals. Keep it to yourselves! This is a special moment for the two of you, so enjoy it, and leave the fucking DAILYWHAT out of it, or whatever.…   Read Story »

They renewed their wedding vows one year after originally making them. A love for the ages.   Read Story »

Which year of law school is it that they teach you the "I'm not racist BUT" defense? 2L? Do they teach that to 2L's? In no other instance can an entire case be rested with a single word. Usually, it…   Read Story »

In Chloe's defense, it's difficult to know how basic mathematic principals work when your husband is preparing to humiliate you on the Internet. Divorce him! Show your work!   Read Story »

"As a celebrity, it is incredibly hard to meet people. I mean, you meet people all the time, but it's very hard to get to know them, or to trust their motivations. Are they just after your Youth in…   Read Story »