There was no recap two weeks ago because we live in a complicated world and sometimes recaps don't happen. In retrospect, I'm not even sure if I saw the whole episode? I know that Vampire Eric made a…   Read Story »

First of all, a big congratulations to True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, who got for real life married this weekend in Malibu or somewhere. It is not uncommon for actors and actresses…   Read Story »

Vampire Eric runs into his Vampire Bar and tells his Vampire Friend Pam that they have to Vampire Run, because the Vampire King is going to Vampire Kill them for what Eric Vampire Did to the Vampire…   Read Story »

A few weeks ago, when Vampire Bill was having sex with Vampire Loretta, or whatever her name was, and he grabbed her head and turned it all the way around on her neck so that her Vampire face was…   Read Story »

There was no recap of last week's episode, but if there had it would have read something like this: "There is a boring speech and then another boring speech, and OH, GROSS! Yuck! Something really…   Read Story »

Now that Rihanna has joined Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgard in the cast of Battleship: The Movie, Cate Blanchett and Meryl Streep are meeting in some graveyard somewhere to bury themselves…   Read Story »

Oh no, the Vampire King of Mississippi has his doubts about Vampire Bill's loyalties! Haha. Just kidding. WHO CARES?! Someone should strap everyone on this show together and drive a stake through ALL…   Read Story »

After a two week hiatus, we are back. Are you sure, True Blood? You look tired! Take the rest of the year off. Oh well. So: Vampire Bill calls Sookie on the phone. (Do Vampires have roll-over…   Read Story »

When I was a kid, if I was listening to a particularly racy serial on the old crystal radio kit, I'd keep my hand on the dial so that if Ma or Pa walked in, I could change the channel quickly and…   Read Story »

Last week, in the comments, someone pointed out the part where Jessica uses her Blackberry to look up ANCIENT NAZI WEREWOLF RUNES, or whatever, on her ANCIENT NAZI WEREWOLF RUNES APP. That, like…   Read Story »