Tommy kills his parents with a lead pipe in the mobile billiards home. Fearful that he will be caught and thrown in jail, Tommy jumps in his car and drives out of town as quickly as he can. He cuts…   Read Story »

You might be thinking, "Hey Kelly, I don't know what you're doing here with this turtle GIF. A turtle didn't ride on a record this week, I would have definitely remembered if that happened." Oh yeah?…   Read Story »

This week we pick up right where we left off last week, and where we left off last week was Eric eating Sookie's fairy godmother. Whoops! That was just one of those plot elements that is so good and…   Read Story »

Good job, everyone. You made it to Friday. I know at the beginning of the week you always think, "Man, there is no way I'm going to make it to Friday this week. There has never been another week when…   Read Story »

So, Eric has vampire amnesia. He also has shirt amnesia. WHO IS HIS SHIRT?! This episode never explains what happens, because when the witches cast their magical spell on him he was wearing a shirt,…   Read Story »

As you can see by the large GIF at the top of this post, this has been QUITE a week for GIFs. More than just the way that every week is quite a week for GIFs, you might be asking? Well it's hard to…   Read Story »

Detective Jason Stackhouse wakes up tied to a bed in the Panther People's garage and the little boy meth addict is licking a wound on his head. You know, normal beginning of this show kind of stuff.…   Read Story »

Videogum's World, Videogum's World, GIF time, excelleeennt. That's a new thing I'm working on. Still hammering out the details but I think it's got promise. Let me know if you have any…   Read Story »

And here we are again. Last year, I really thought maybe I would hang up my True Blood cleats. It seemed like it was time. Vampires and werewolves are one thing, and OK, shapeshifting dogs who also…   Read Story »

First, I'd like to take this time to announce the winner of last week's Friday Giveaway: Benjamin Cohen! AKA "Ben (waiting for the perfect GIF)" Congratulations, Ben! You are VERY welcome for…   Read Story »