On most days, things would be very different, but somehow today Schwarz is just a straight up American Hero. THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND AND HOPEFUL MESSAGE, SCHWARZ, U R BEAUTIFUL 2. (Thanks for the…   Read Story »
What a beautiful and dignified tribute to Marilyn. Breathtaking, I'm sure. She's up in heaven right now looking down from her dinner party with Albert Einstein and Mr. Rogers with an angel tear in…   Read Story »
Each contestant on ABC's unwatchable inner-beauty contest show True Beauty got to bring one item with them to the True Beauty mansion or whatever. One guy brought a "murse," and so he is your…   Read Story »
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.