Showing All "Trains" Posts
Feb 5th 19 Comments
How are you feeling? I read an article recently (not true) (I mean I have read articles recently, lots of them, I read articles all the time, but what I'm about to tell you now is 100% not true or at…   Read Story »
Jan 14th 15 Comments
Sure, it is easy to laugh at a man who has a life-sized replica of a train in his basement because he has "always wanted to have a train in the basement." We'll roll our eyes and say, "Okay, train…   Read Story »
Sep 21st, 2012 27 Comments
Uh, dad? Did you ever stop for one second and think that your kid might actually want to PLAY WITH HIS TOY rather than send it into space on a balloon? Ugh. Some dads are just so selfish. It's like…   Read Story »
Jun 16th, 2011 81 Comments
You know how sometimes you're a lady who went to a bunch of schools and you're on a train and it's like, I don't understand how these people expect me to not be very terrible? Don't they get that I…   Read Story »
Nov 15th, 2010 40 Comments
[Gabe Liedman is a stand-up comedian. In his new column, he takes on the genre of Dude Flicks, where guns, pecs, car crashes and glib one-liners delivered in front of a burning building with only…   Read Story »
Aug 6th, 2010 71 Comments
Unstoppable trailer*, you guys:
Pfft! Eight freight cars of hazardous chemicals and 150 schoolchildren headed for collision? WAKE ME UP WHEN THERE IS A REAL DISASTER THAT NEEDS AVERTING. If…   Read Story »
May 13th, 2010 68 Comments
Oh my, that man nearly died! But that is not the most surprising thing about this video. The most surprising thing about this video is that it captures so-called "steam enthusiasts" spending a…   Read Story »





















