Apparently today is nightmare train wreck day and the brakes aren't working. FULL STEAM AHEAD!   Read Story »

Gabe: hey kelly Kelly: Hey, Gabe Kelly: How are you Gabe: not bad Gabe: you? Kelly: I'm not bad, either. Gabe: v. cool Gabe: v. cool of us Kelly: Yes we're both very cool Kelly: So what's…   Read Story »

A train engineer caught video of his train almost hitting two stupid people, and put it on the internet, and now he's gotten his viral (and suspenseful!) revenge: Incidentally, if the train had…   Read Story »

Remember when Gary Coleman was finally getting married? Well it looks like there's trouble in paradise. The honeymoon is over. The bloom is off the rose. Other cliches about relationships falling…   Read Story »