In the past couple of weeks, a young man named Kenny "K-Strass" Strasser (and also sometimes Karl "K-Strass" Strassburg) has been making appearances on local news morning talk shows in the midwest,…   Read Story »

"A lot of people will say, you gave Billy dolls? But he's a boy! Well, he wanted them, OK? It just seems to me that people should mind their own business and raise their own children. There's nothing…   Read Story »

"Oh, Sandy just loves her new Mad Men Barbie dolls. I've never seen the show myself, but sometimes when I'm taking my afternoon lie-down in the living room, I can hear her playing with them through…   Read Story »

All your dreams are finally coming true, girls. A full-length, major motion picture featuring your favorite hero on a wonderful adventure. Probably. "Barbie has to destroy the All-Spark by shoving it…   Read Story »

Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For…   Read Story »

I have a feeling that this isn't as good as I think it is. I have a feeling that I just haven't listened to this song in awhile, and so I'm pleasantly reminded of how good this song is, and the fact…   Read Story »

(thanks for the tip, Edith) Obviously, it is no coincidence that Rachel Jones has found two separate toys that say "Islam is the light" in her home when no one else in the country has found any toys…   Read Story »