The season finale (part two, I guess?) picks up exactly where last week's left off, with the chefs being called back to Judges' Table immediately after the elimination of Kelly. OMG, what could it…   Read Story »

Excuse me, but has Top Chef forgotten 9/11 already? Our country was attacked! Now the enemy is trying to build a TERRORIST BREEDING CAMP right next to the World Trade Center Sbarro's, and Top Chef is…   Read Story »

As the chefs are getting ready for another episode, Kevin is trimming his sideburns and talking about how nervous he is. You should be nervous! It is almost impossible that Kevin has not gone home…   Read Story »

As this week's episode opens, Ed is wandering around the house in one of Tiffany's dresses. Everyone, Tiffany especially, finds this hilarious. Is it just me, or is anyone else amazed that in 2010…   Read Story »

I'm going to be honest with you, because honesty is important: I didn't pay very much attention to last night's episode. I had stuff going on. It happens. We're all adults here. There's no crying in…   Read Story »

In the preview for this week's episode, everyone gushed about how it was finally "Restaurant Wars," and how the reason everyone is here is for "Restaurant Wars" and this week Padma says "It wouldn't…   Read Story »

So, I've been thinking a lot about this whole pea puree thing. I mean, I haven't. I haven't even thought about it once. I'm an adult, with an adult life to lead. Let's all try and keep things in…   Read Story »

We didn't get to talk about last week's episode, and maybe that's for the best. WHAT WAS THAT? First there was the nonsense Quickfire Challenge twist when everyone had to trade off their "Crazy…   Read Story »

Angelo is sitting with Tamesha out in Lemon Square but he's clearly not sitting close enough, so he moves over and sits closer. Closer. That's better. He's giving her some kind of insane pep talk…   Read Story »

Let's get right to it because last night's episode was a real bear of a show, and I don't mean bear in the sense of a beautiful wonder of nature grabbing fish right out of a crystal clear stream to…   Read Story »