I recognize that we live in a new era of over-communication, where every dull moment of our quotidian lives is meticulously recorded and broadcast. That's just the way things are now. Your mom logged…   Read Story »

Evidence #3224: whether or not this girl's toilet paper prank against her dad is effective or hilarious (neither) is overshadowed by the fact that this girl should STOP VIDEOTAPING HER DAD GOING TO…   Read Story »

From the latest issue of Goop (via GoldenFiddlr), you guys: Doo Doo. Perfect. She probably wrote this one herself because she didn't trust her ghostwriter to get the tone right. Nailed it. I'm…   Read Story »

You know who uses dry, ordinary toilet paper? Poor people. Introducing Aaah?, a revolutionary new product that allows you to squirt a dollop of aloe-infused foam onto your toilet paper, making your…   Read Story »

Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so…   Read Story »

Advertising Executive 1: Gene, baby, we've got to get the word out on the streets about the new season of your reality show, and we've got some ideas. Gene Simmons: Hit me. Advertising Executive 2: A…   Read Story »

I don't know what's creepier: all the crazy eyes here, the little girl, "all day and (looks at boyfriend)...night," or the line "I really do love my Biffy." Just what are all these women…   Read Story »

You know those cable access commercials promising you an exciting life in computer animation? Well, this is what they meant. LIVE IT UP. To be fair, we can tease the graduates of Mr. Bo Jangles…   Read Story »

Oh. My. God. This is a real promo for "The Quattro" toilet by St. Thomas Creations, demonstrating its ability to flush carrots, chess pieces, and many more things that were not gross until…   Read Story »

Hey, look, there's a restaurant in Taiwan where you sit on toilets while you eat! That sounds much more suited to a really funny mid-90's sketch on HBO than real life, and it was! Remember (or see…   Read Story »